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Official Standings: SmallWorld Summer Madness!

Welcome to SmallWorld Summer Madness! #SWSM is the weird, quirky, and fun distraction from the horrible, racist, dangerous, divided, unjust, ignorant, near-dystopian, and just indescribably awful world we live in right now. That’s the last you’ll hear from this event about what’s going on in the real world right now. Not becase it doesn’t matter, but because we all need something else in our lives to give us a bit of happiness and diversion.

Enter the reprieve you didn’t know you needed, a 159-team bonanza of an event simulated with 8-year old soccer toys by some rando.

You can find details on how the tournament works on SmallWorld’s Twitter page. For this post’s purposes, though, just know that each team is drawn into groups of 3 each. The group winners will advance to LowerLeagueUSA’s portion of the tournament, which will be a knockout tournament contested through Twitter polls. Thirteen second-place finishers will advance to the knockout stage as well!

Here are the groups that make up the tournament:

Group A:

  1. Districtonia FC – 5 pts, +1 GD
  2. MatSu United – 4 pts, +2 GD
  3. FC Accipiter – 0 pts, -3 GD

Group B:

  1. Florida Tropics – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. PSL United – 3 pts, 1 GD
  3. LA Force – 2 pts, -2 GD

Group C:

  1. San Antonio Runners – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. New Amsterdam FC – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Lobos FC – 1pt, -1 GD

Group D:

  1. Napa Valley 1839 – 6 pts, 2 GD
  2. Little Rock Rangers – 2 pts, -1 GD
  3. 1904 FC San Diego – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group E:

  1. Port City FC – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. Seacoast United – 4 pts, 0 GD
  3. GAM United – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group F:

  1. Northshore United – 6 pts, 4 GD
  2. Cal United Strikers – 2 pts, -2 GD
  3. Gaffa FC – 1 pt, -2 GD

Group G:

  1. AFC Mobile – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. Oakland Roots – 4 pt, 1 GD
  3. Rhode Island Reds – 0 pts, -2 GD

Group H:

  1. Lansdowne Bhoys – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. Bugeaters FC – 2 pts, 0 GD
  3. NY Pancyprian – 2 pts, -1 GD

Group I:

  1. Jacksonville Armada – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. Toledo Villa – 2 pt, 0 GD
  3. Queensboro FC – 2 pts, -1 GD

Group J:

  1. FC Kendall – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. FC Grande – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Lionsbridge FC – 2 pts, -1 GD

Group K:

  1. Bateaux FC – 4 pts, 2 GD
  2. First State FC – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. LK St. Clair – 2 pts, -2 GD

Group L:

  1. Warriors FC – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. Savannah Clovers – 3 pts, 1 GD
  3. Duluth FC – 2 pts, -2 GD

Group M:

  1. Central Texas Lobos – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Reading United – 3 pts, -1 GD
  3. FC Davis Lions – 0 pts, -2 GD

Group N:

  1. Mississippi Brilla FC – 3 pts, 4 GD
  2. FC Motown – 3 pts, -1 GD
  3. Abeergut United – 3 pts, -3 GD

Group O:

  1. Sporting Arizona – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Hartford City FC – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Christos FC – 2 pts, 0 GD

Group P:

  1. Orange County SC – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Louisiana Krewe – 2 pts, -1 GD
  3. Bearfight FC – 1 pt, -2 GD

Group Q:

  1. FC Arizona – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Chattanooga Red Wolves – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Inland Wolves – 2 pts, 0 GD

Group R:

  1. LSA Athletico – 6 pts, 2 GD
  2. Philly Lone Star 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Great White Buffalo, 0 pts, -2 GD

Group S:

  1. Miami Soccer Academy – 4 pts, 2 GD
  2. Stark County – 3 pts, -1 GD
  3. Oakland County – 2 pts, -3 GD

Group T:

  1. Rebels FC – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. Reign FK – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Tulsa Athletic – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group U:

  1. Virginia Beach United – 6 pts, 2 GD
  2. Boston Siege – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Flushing FC – 0 pts, -2 GD

Group V:

  1. Des Moines Wanderers – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Nevada United – 3 pts, 1 GD
  3. Galo Breja FC – 0 pts, -4 GD

Group W:

  1. FC Stone Mountain – 3 pts, 2 GD
  2. Minneapolis City – 3 pts, 1 GD
  3. Soda City – 0 pts, -3 GD

Group X:

  1. Tormenta FC – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Corpus Christi FC – 2 pts, -1 GD
  3. Force FC – 1 pt, -2 GD

Group Y:

  1. Grand Haven Admirals – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. Santa Fe Wanderers – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Hartford Athletic – 2 pts, -1 GD

Group Z:

  1. Boise Cutthroats – 3 pts, 2 GD
  2. FC Boulder Harpos – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Hawaiian Football – 3 pts, -2 GD

Group AA:

  1. San Lee FC – 6 pts, 2 GD
  2. Ogden City – 2 pts, -1 GD
  3. El Farolito – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group BB:

  1. Himmarshee FC – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Amish Country United – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Mansfield Liederkranz – 2 pt, 0 GD

Group CC:

  1. AFC Columbia – 3 pts, 1 GD
  2. Michigan Stars – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Team Vulpine – 3 pts, -1 GD

Group DD:

  1. Snohomish County – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. Fort Wayne – 3 pts, 1 GD
  3. Miami Beach CF – 2 pts, -2 GD

Group EE:

  1. Louisville Lightning – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Unity FC – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Cincinnati Dutch Lions – 2 pts, 0 GD

Group FF:

  1. Crescent City – 5 pts. 2 GD
  2. Tallahassee SC – 4 pts, 2 GD
  3. San Diego Loyal – 0 pts, -2 GD

Group GG:

  1. Northern Virginia United – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Island United – 2 pts, -2 GD
  3. The Villages SC – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group HH:

  1. West Chester United – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. Unity 101 FC – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Allentown United – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group II:

  1. Sunflower State – 5 pts, 2 GD
  2. Washington Square FC – 2 pts, 0 GD
  3. Fire and Ice – 2 pts, -2 GD

Group JJ:

  1. Pensacola FC – 5 pts, 2 GD
  2. NY International – 3 pts, 1 GD
  3. Tobacco Road – 1 pt, -3 GD

Group KK:

  1. Bavarians SC – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. Inter Detroit – 4 pts, 0 GD
  3. Black Rock FC – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group LL:

  1. Red Force FC – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Bell County FC – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Union Omaha – 2 pts, 0 GD

Group MM:

  1. Asheville City – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Hayward Wolfpack – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. FC Hefeweizen – 2 pt, 0 GD

Group NN:

  1. Ozark FC – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Greenville Triumph – 3 pts, 3 GD
  3. New Jersey Teamsters – 0 pts, -6 GD

Group OO:

  1. Peachtree City MOBA – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Lane United FC – 1 pt, 0 GD
  3. Palm Beach Breakers – 1 pt, 0 GD

Group PP:

  1. Inland Empire FC – 3 pts, 3 GD
  2. Union Dubuque FC – 3 pts, -1 GD
  3. West Virginia Alliance 3 pts, -2 GD

Group QQ:

  1. South Bend Lions – 3 pts, +2 GD
  2. Maryland Bobcats – 3 pts, +2 GD
  3. Richmond County FC – 0 pts, -4 GD

Group RR:

  1. Maryland Inter – 5 pts, 2 GD
  2. Tri-Cities Otters – 4 pts, 1 GD
  3. Chemical Valley AC – 0 pts, -3 GD

Group SS:

  1. Boca Raton FC – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Wayne County Sporting – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. North Alabama SC – 2 pts, 0 GD

Group TT:

  1. San Francisco City FC – 6 pts, 1 GD
  2. Sporting Astoria – 2 pts, -1 GD
  3. PDX FC – 1 pts, -1 GD

Group UU:

  1. Oly Town Artesians – 5 pts, 1 GD
  2. Georgia Revolution – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Sporting Detroit – 1 pt, -1 GD

Group VV:

  1. Black Bear FC – 6 pts, 3 GD
  2. Stumptown Athletic – 3 pts, -1 GD
  3. FC Ashland – 0 pts, -2 GD

Group WW:

  1. OKC 1889 FC – 4 pts, 1 GD
  2. Stockade FC – 3 pts, 2 GD
  3. Inter Philadelphia – 2 pts, -3 GD

Group XX:

  1. Steel FC – 4 pts, 0 GD
  2. Sarasota Metro – 3 pts, 0 GD
  3. Club Toledo – 2 pt, 0 GD

Group YY:

  1. Metro Louisville – 4 pts, 3 GD
  2. FC Santa Clarita – 4 pts, 0 GD
  3. Temecula FC – 1 pts, -3 GD

Group ZZ:

  1. FC Buffalo – 4 pts, 2 GD
  2. Dakota Fusion – 3 pts, -1 GD
  3. Winds FC – 2 pts, -1 GD

The above is also where the official standings will be kept for each of the 52 groups. Make sure to check back here after each matchday to see what the table looks like!

Thanks to all of you for following #SWSM, and please make sure to support all of these clubs! Best of luck and stay weird!

Support local soccer, unify those around you, and *seek out diversity*!

Blessings,

Danny

By danny from smallworld

writer, founder, and owner of smallworld soccer. college student, soccer supporter, and underdog-lover. unashamed to follow Jesus, not cultural Christianity. the teams i support are all p trash rn: Atlanta United, Watford, Real Oviedo, Werder Bremen, and CS Herediano among many others.

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