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power rankings: best clubs to never play the game

We feel like we can say this with confidence: welcome to the ultimate, unrivaled, unbeatable ranking for fake soccer clubs! Yes, for real. We’re actually doing this. The poor college kid behind smallworld soccer sat down and wrote this post in the time that he should have been using to complete his homework. This power […]

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power rankings: NISA fall season, week 1

This post is sponsored by Offside Marketing! Mkay so technically it’s week 2, but there was only one match in week 1, so we’re just going to call the last two weeks week 1 collectively. We haven’t had a power rankings episode in a while, but as NISA opens up its regular season, it’s high […]

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Lower League eCup Review

Anybody ready to see how poorly all my predictions turned out? Good. You better enjoy this. Because I’m going to look really bad here for the most part. That’s right, the Lower League eCup has come to a close, and we can now look back at all my predictions from before the tournament even started. […]

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Power Rankings: Lower League eCup, Week 4

Hard to believe that we’re already four weeks into the group stage of the eLeague that’s become a surprisingly important part of my life recently! Most everyone is down to just one more game to play, and in some groups, it’s all down to Matchday 5 to determine who advances and who goes home. SmallWorld […]

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Power Rankings: Lower League eCup, Week 3

Welcome back to another Power Rankings post on the Lower League eCup! SmallWorld got a big result this week, but I wasn’t the only one. Quite a few big matches took place, and a few clubs have already qualified for the playoffs! With that said, let’s take a look at who’s on top of the […]

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Power Rankings: Lower League eCup, Week 2

Week 2 is in the books! We’ve seen even more drama than last week’s display over the past seven days, and the picture of who’ll be finishing where in the tables is getting clearer by the day. SmallWorld continued the trend we started last week, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. We’ll detail our […]

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Power Rankings: Lower League eCup, Week 1

A week of the Lower League eCup season is officially in the books. Most everyone has played at least one match by this point (including SmallWorld itself, but more on that in a moment), and we’ve seen pretty much every kind of game imaginable. There was the heartbreak from FC Buffalo as a double doink […]

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Power Rankings: Lower League eCup, Week 0

Hey look, we can finally put another Power Rankings post out! SmallWorld will be posting as much as possible on the Lower League eCup over the next month or so, since it’s the closest to soccer we have right now. And plus, SmallWorld is in it! That said, we’ll predict the finishing order of SmallWorld’s […]

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SmallScale Arguments – Ranking ALL the Newbies

This is what happens when you try to make any sort of list with the UPSL. I wanted to do something similar to my USL2 and NPSL expansion lists, ranking each expansion team in said league for the 2020 season and explaining my excitement, or lack thereof (looking at you, Valeo), for their entrance onto […]

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Power Rankings, WPSL Southeast Conference – Way Too Soon

Yet another Power Rankings post is here! Today we travel to the women’s side of American soccer with the WPSL’s Southeast Conference. There’s a good mix of more establshed clubs and recently-expanded sides, so that should make for an exciting 2020 season! A few of these clubs are in my local area, so I’ll be […]